Sucking On the Tongues of Art Institute Girls

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I once had a dream, made me smile
About 600 girls with 9,000 styles
Red, yellow, pink hair - shaved on 1 side
With no shave armpit, gonna make her my bride
But there’s 599 more. 599 more in store for you
What are you gonna do with just 1 girl?
The voice was right, reminded me
About the freedom of dream reality
And now I’m lucid, stupid
No time to thank baby Cupid

‘Cause I was sucking on the tongues of Art Institute Girls

I once had a dream, made me laugh
That sex was my art and love was my craft
With bras of lace and panties of cotton
But the girls want to sleep with Johnny Rotten
But there’s 599 more. 599 bad boys just like you
What are you gonna do to get that girl?
The voice was wrong, I was in a dream
The art school girls were ready to cream
And I don’t know nothing ‘bout art, they say
But I know about love and that’s okay

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from Bedlam in Brideford, released October 11, 2016

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One thousand restraining orders won't stop these Chicago "boyz" from breaking and entering--your heart! Or your medicine cabinet! High Anxiety + Short Songs = Spared Attn. Spans! Don't Think! Listen Now!

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