Top Uh Duh Pops

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I said I wanna be on Top of the Pops
I really wanna be on Top of the Pops
Just like an Old Grey Whistle Test
It’s not the worst, it is the best
I wanna sing about the moon-ah & June-ah
I wanna be like Iggy Stooge-ah, acting rude-ah

On TV you’ll see my face, running from the human race
Sixteen, clumsy, and shy - A pop star such as I

I wanna be a Top of the Pops Star
(Killing himself to be a)
Relative rockstar in my world

BBC will hear my voice, running from the human choice
Sistine Chapel & Chime - Season of the crime


from Bedlam in Brideford, released October 11, 2016



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One thousand restraining orders won't stop these Chicago "boyz" from breaking and entering--your heart! Or your medicine cabinet! High Anxiety + Short Songs = Spared Attn. Spans! Don't Think! Listen Now!

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