(He's Not a) Mongreloid

from by The Christmas Bride

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People say that I look like Booger
That I look like Dudley Dawson
Yes, yes - I must confess
It is an insecurity of mine

And when it’s cold outside
Pretend I am a skinny boy
And on a starless night
Engorge my member filled with joy

Gimme head ’til I’m dead
Never mind, that’s not what you heard what I just said

He’s not a Mongreloid
He’s just a half-dog caveman, man
From old Japan
Before they built all of that crap

People say I got moves like Jagger
But Mick is a dick and he don’t have a jacket
Why would I wanna be compared to that
Hivel-swipped monkey with a heart attack?

He’s not an unemployed
He’s just an almost unemployed
From old Detroit before they built all of those cars


from Bedlam in Brideford, released October 11, 2016



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