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(He's Not a) Mongreloid

from Bedlam in Brideford by The Christmas Bride

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People say that I look like Booger
That I look like Dudley Dawson
Yes, yes - I must confess
It is an insecurity of mine

And when it’s cold outside
Pretend I am a skinny boy
And on a starless night
Engorge my member filled with joy

Gimme head ’til I’m dead
Never mind, that’s not what you heard what I just said

He’s not a Mongreloid
He’s just a half-dog caveman, man
From old Japan
Before they built all of that crap

People say I got moves like Jagger
But Mick is a dick and he don’t have a jacket
Why would I wanna be compared to that
Hivel-swipped monkey with a heart attack?

He’s not an unemployed
He’s just an almost unemployed
From old Detroit before they built all of those cars

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from Bedlam in Brideford, released October 11, 2016

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The Christmas Bride Chicago, Illinois

As the only traditional sounding punk band on a bill coupled with harsh noise musicians, the Christmas Bride found themselves in an unusual and uncomfortable situation. The venue was dark and damp, the sound of screeching feedback and distorted frequencies filling the air. The Christmas Bride took the stage, feeling out of place and unsure of how their music would be received by the audience. ... more

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