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I don’t wanna fall for another Aries
First they charm me, then they harm me
I don’t wanna fall for another Aries
When they’re gone, I cherish their panties

2 different girls born 6 days apart
Is it really any coincidence?
That they should act the same
Play with my brain then leave me with myself to entertain

1 of them loved me more but she doesn’t love me any more
1 of the several guys will become the one I most despise

Now she’d rather get beat by a junkie on the street
Than sleep with me because I gave her nice things


from Bedlam in Brideford, released October 11, 2016



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The Christmas Bride Chicago, Illinois

One thousand restraining orders won't stop these Chicago "boyz" from breaking and entering--your heart! Or your medicine cabinet! High Anxiety + Short Songs = Spared Attn. Spans! Don't Think! Listen Now!

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